God I’m fed up of that fucking fish. A goddamn goldfish would be a better replacement.
Everrrything goes to shit when I’m not around. Thanks guys, really appreciate it and all.
Yeah so I’m bored as shit. That’s right assholes, I can fucking talk. I know what you bastards say about me when you think I can’t hear you, you try having a fucking speech impediment. I’m going back to bed.